Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Money | For Stocks, the Worst Decade Ever | WSJ.com
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Humor | Hollywood Squares |
Hollywood Squares
These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course..
Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde (About fifteen minutes later): Loneliness! And the audience laughed for another 10 to 15 minutes.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A.. Rose Marie: No wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency..
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty..
Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A Paul Lynde: Point and laugh
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Business | Cost Cutting Innovation | WSJ
Friday, December 11, 2009
Math | Simpson's Paradox | WSJ
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Humor | Blogs | Wired
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Tech | Living with Data | Ted India
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Thanksgiving | Giving Thanks this Year | Noonan_WSJ
Healthcare | The Henry Ford of Heart Surgery | WSJ
Time | No Time to Read This? Read This | WSJ
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Money | Return To The Giant Pool of Money | NPR
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Money | Smarts Schmartz | NYT
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Cities | Most Desirable | Harris Poll
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Money | Dow Nominal and Inflation Adjusted | www.crossingwallstreet.com
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Telecom | Free 411 Service | Google
Work | How's Your Cube | Lifehacker
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Work | Job Distribution Graphic | Job Voyager
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Money | Social Security Strategies | Various
Monday, August 31, 2009
Weather | Spin vs Zap | NWS
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Humor | Ingenuity | TIFI
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Vacation Planner
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Demographics | Boomer Migration | ERS
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Politics | Noonan on Palin | WSJ
Friday, July 17, 2009
Money | Home Prices | Aspen Daily News
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Saturday, July 4, 2009
work | where the supply/demand is favorable | wanted
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
music | african thunderstorm + | kim komando
Monday, June 29, 2009
Health | Healthcare & Ageing Populations | Economist
Work | Go West, Young Worker | Slate
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Money | Social Security Strategies | USN&WR
A pretty straight-forward explanation of strategies for dealing with social security benefits for retirees ...here's the link
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Money | Possible Savings? | Billshrink.com
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Education | Reliving High School Daze | WSJ
Money | Group Insurance | WSJ.com
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124338117660756415.html
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Life | Care and Feeding of Network Contacts | WSJ.com
Work | Starting Over as an Entrepreneur | WSJ.com
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Tech | WinLive 1 Free Scanner | Microsoft
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Money | Mortgages, Refinancing, Info | Mortgage Professor
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Life | Complaining | WSJ
Money | AIG Financial Products History | TPM
World | When Help Does Harm | WSJ
Obama, Clinton, Bono, World Bank, UN ... are you listening?
Green | Dorm Room to Wal*Mart | WSJ
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Money | AIG Bonuses | Scribd
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Money | How to Fix Your Life in 2009 | WSJ
I'm starting my own project to make our money stretch further. Some simple steps:
- called the cable (TV/Internet) company and said I was looking at their competitors' offers and could they do better on price. Yep, they could. Knocked 20% off the price and made it retroactive for 2 months.
- told our insurance agent that with money tight we needed to shop rates (which I did) ... she found discounts and new rates for the same coverage that knocked 25% off our auto insurance ...
- took our POTS (plain old telephone service) landline services down to minimum ... no inside wiring maintenance, no long distance ... and knocked about $10/month off that bill ... not ready to give-up that landline yet but that may be sooner rather than later
- will also look at our cellphone bill (have a pretty good plan but may explore the pay-as-you-go services) and our DVD by mail plan (cheap entertainment that can, maybe, be even cheaper)
I don't love this new economic situation but maybe we'll all become smarter consumers as a result. A little silver lining in that cloud.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Business | Weathering the Storm | Daily Breeze
From a local businesswoman running a small printing business in this economy:"Morales acknowledged the difficulties of running a business amid a recession.
"We feel strongly you have to market," she said. "Instead of huddling through the storm, you have to be out there on deck.""
Right-on. Get busy and move forward. It's not about hunkering down, it's about getting to it.
Money | Who Killed Wall Street? This Guy! | Wired
Check out the article in Wired.
The formula also apparently over-simplified the analysis and caused ratings agencies to greatly underestimate the risk of pooled debt, especially in the mortgage market. When the economy weakened and mortgage defaults began to grow, the model fell apart. And so did the risk assessment of CDOs. And then Bear, Stearns ... and Lehman Brothers ... and etc etc.
For you conspiracy buffs out there, the mathematician behind this formula was born in China and has since returned there. Put that one in your alt-war pipe and smoke it!
Monday, March 9, 2009
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Money | Take Some Control | WSJ
Life | Asking Doctors Tough Questions | WSJ
Money | How Wrong Can You Be | NAR
Friday, March 6, 2009
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Work | Selling Expertise on the Internet | WSJ
Monday, March 2, 2009
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Money | Inside the Meltdown | Frontline
Money | November 2007 Interview with Warren Buffett | CNBC
Very interesting to re-read this November 2007 CNBC interview of Warren Buffett from the near-peak in the equity markets. Most of Warren Buffet's "advice to young people" is more useful than ever. For the near term, I'm expecting thrift to be the winning strategy.
1. He bought his first share of stock at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!
2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.
3. He still lives in the same, small 3-bedroom house in midtown Omaha that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.
4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.
5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.
6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEO's only two rule! s. Rule number 1: Do not lose any of your shareholder's money. Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.
7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His pastime after he gets home is to make himself some popcorn and watch television.
8. Bill Gates, the world's richest man, met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting for only a half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.
9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor have a computer on his desk.
His advice to young people: 'Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself and remember:
A. Money doesn't create man, but it is the man who created money.
B. Live your life as simple as you are.
C. Don't do what others say. Just listen to them, but do what makes you feel good.
D. Don't go on brand name. Wear those things in which you feel comfortable.
E. Don't waste your money on unnecessary things. Spend on those who really are in need.
F. After all, it's your life. Why give others the chance to rule your life?'
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Nutrition | The Iams Diet | Unattributed
Don't ask a retiree a dumb question ...
The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this?
Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Iams Dog Food for my loyal pet, Abby, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the "Iams Diet" again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Iams nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard. Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.
Money | View on Economy | Blackstone
Blackstone's Steve Schwarzman from today's earnings conference call for the beleaguered private equity shop:
Our view is the economy will continue to deteriorate sharply this quarter and next quarter and be pretty weak second quarter and maybe sort of see stability fourth quarter, and then I think you will have a pretty, and a weak 2010 although I don't think it will keep declining…I think 2011 will show some growth but still be well below the levels of 2006 and 2007. My own view is you may not get back to 2006 and 2007 a long time because we have sort of an emotional and psychic shift going on in America which is back to basics don't live on leverage, live within your means, more humble life styles, less extravagant consumption, savings and all of that sort of stuff.
I believe that a lot of people in America are legitimately scared and have seen their life savings or what they perceived as their net worth largely either wiped out or cut in half. That's going to forge fundamental behavioral differences and that will retard the growth."
Friday, February 27, 2009
Money | US Household Debt to GDP | Econometrics
Who to blame for the current economic mess? Republicans - Democrats - Politicians? Investment or Commercial Bankers? Wall Street or Main Street? We need to look in the mirror, folks. Check-out the trend of US Household Debt as % of GDP. See anything wrong here? I understand that the 100% current ratio was last seen in 1929. Here's that link from an NPR show on 2.27.09.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Money | Renters Lose Edge on Homeowners | WSJ
Energy | Dell Warms Up Data Centers | WSJ
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Monday, February 16, 2009
Economy | New Term - Babygloomers | Daily Telegraph
The Babygloomers - defined as those who are having to support both their own children and their parents - are being stretched to the limit as they also struggle to cover the cost of their own family, which often includes grown up children who cannot to afford to leave home.They have had also had to cope with an increase in their own cost of living as the recession takes hold.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Monday, February 9, 2009
Learn | Vocabulary | MMK
Here's your vocabulary lesson for today:
Liquidity
When you look at your investments and wet your pants
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Humor | Statistics & Gates |
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Money | Help for Homeowners | WSJ
"The latest embattled foreclosure-prevention program is Hope for Homeowners, which was approved by Congress last summer and supposed to help 400,000 homeowners. Only 357 people have signed up so far for the voluntary program. The Department of Housing and Urban Development, which is administering the program, acknowledges that it has been encumbered by high fees and narrow eligibility requirements.
Another government program, FHASecure, was intended to help 80,000 homeowners who had fallen behind on their payments after their adjustable interest rates reset. It has helped only 4,100 delinquent borrowers refinance since September 2007 and will stop taking new loan applications as of Wednesday.
The full article is found here.
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Friday, January 9, 2009
Money | Read This Before You Remodel | WSJ
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Life | What have you changed your mind about | Kedrosky
From Paul Kedrosky's blog
What Have You Changed Your Mind About?
What have you changed your mind about? This year's Edge question is the preceding one, and John Brockman gets answers (many of them interesting and/or unpredictable) from a long list of people, including scientists, economics, psychiatrists, writers, etc.
So, what have I changed my mind about? it is a question that has been gnawing at me a great deal lately, with a general sense that changing my mind on things is more important than ever, and that I'm not doing it often enough. Not, of course, in some whimsical sense -- today I like blue,tomorrow I like red -- but in the sense that the world is saying on many levels that so much of what I thought I knew is wrong. I can hardly keep up with the long list of things that I've changed my mind about recently, so many that I feel a little like Billy Pilgrim, that I've come unstuck in time.
Some examples of things I've changed my mind about in the last year:
- Whether there are institutions that are too big to fail (No)
- Whether phones need keyboards (No)
- Why TV exists (I don't know anymore)
- Whether bond yields can go negative (Yes, obviously)
- The important of ignorance (Vastly underrated)
- Whether economics matters (Maybe)
- Mountain-biking (Not just for wahoos who don't ski)
- The role of contrarianism (Important, but entirely misunderstood too)
- Whether blogs matter (More than I thought they did)
- Whether Twitter is any use (Yes)
- Whether AM radio is a wasteland (Yes, but still matters)
- Large data sets (Way more dangerous than I thought they were)
- Reading books on screen (Totally doable)
- Venture capital (Much closer to unnecessary)
- Hedge funds (I've gone from it being mostly about chance to it being almost entirely about chance)
- Sincerity (Under-rated)
- Market valuation (Historical numbers matter only minimally)
- Technical analysis (It works until it doesn't, but it can work)
- Agnosticism (It's a cop-out. I'm an atheist.)
- Warren Buffett (Smart, but also the ultimate market limit order that will one day be disastrously taken out)
- Babies (I now smile inanely at other people's)
- China recession (Better than 50% chance it happens, up from near zero)
- Vanity Fair (Worth reading for more than the pictures)
- Eschatological leanings (Rational response to universal entropy)
- Current account deficits (Hugely important, but can last far longer under unique circumstances)
- Wholesale funding model (Works until it doesn't)
- Debt (Even more necessary more dangerous than I thought it was)
- 50-year Treasury (Has to happen)
- Lessons from Japan bubble/decline (It is a cop-out to say they didn't try hard enough)
- Marx (Funnier than I thought he was)
- Bonds and bond market (Baffled why I was under-allocated for so long)
- Professional sports (Gone from being a waste of time to a _complete_ waste of time with looming bankruptcies)
- This time it's different (Sometimes it really is different)
- Whether oil can get to $200/$20 again in 12 months (Yes and yes)
I'm sure I'll come with more, but I'd cheerfully have others add theirs.